A simple, complete guide to all vanity mini-pets available in World of Warcraft. Now with pictures!

It is unnatural for elves to sit. Ever.
It’s okay to commit genocide. In fact, the respawn rates makes it a necessity.
Three out of four kobolds have no ears.
No ungulate has more than one hoof.
Some birds have two beaks.
Everyone loves to jump. Everywhere. All the time.
Everyone loves to dance. Everywhere. All the time.
Gnomes have a strange [...]

I have laid my grubby little hands on a copy of Nightlife, and the way-too-slow install process is finally over. Goodbye, life. It was nice knowing you. Maybe we’ll meet again someday.
Hellooo, Nightlife.

World of Warcraft patch 1.7.0 is out, and me, being the hunter-nut that I am, is very busy giggling my head off. I don’t see “increased stable size” anywhere in the patch notes, so I’ll have to choose my new pets with care—and not run around taming anything and everything, like I really want to. [...]

Blizzard needs to implement a balancing factor, Curse Gaming needs to get some real hosting, and I have to get a new keyboard. Dammit.
This message has been brought to you by the part of my brain that wonders why I bother.