Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses, and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again

The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

Do you think you’ve outgrown fairy tales? Think again. There’s been a murder in Toy City, and someone has to crack the case. Who killed Humpty Dumpty, and why? And what is the deal with the chocolate bunnies?

This book is simply amazing. The story is wonderfully weird, and very, very different. The writing style is reminiscent of the very nursery rhymes that forms the base of the story, and is a perfect fit—the style alone will have you laughing at the most inappropriate times. The seemingly simple jokes sugar-coats the fact that this is one nasty story. It’s dark. It’s cruel. It’s depraved. It’s fun.

Read this book. Enjoy it. And remember to put your teddy bear on its head when it’s had a beer.